High culture trips over its own feet in the “No Sabe Nada Baby” Tee — featuring Salvatore from The Name of the Rose, pointing the finger where medieval wisdom dares not tread.

This shirt is a glorious collision of monastic gloom and playground-level mockery. A cult literary character — half-mad, half-mystic, fully misunderstood — repurposed into a blunt instrument of idiocy. It’s Umberto Eco dragged sideways into slapstick, Latin footnotes replaced with a universal truth and an accusatory blackened finger.

The joke works because it shouldn’t. Sacred texts meet blasphemous T-shirt logic, and somehow both survive the encounter.

Perfect for literature nerds with no reverence left, academics who’ve snapped, or anyone who enjoys watching lofty references collapse into silliness.

• Soft, premium cotton — gentler than a monk’s vow, tougher than your reading list

• Unisex fit for scholars, heretics, and proud intellectual delinquents

• Bold graphic print pairing medieval misery with maximal sass

• Machine washable, because enlightenment doesn’t protect against stains

Wear it to lectures, libraries, bookshops, or anywhere someone thinks they’re the cleverest person in the room.

“No Sabe Nada Baby” — proof that even the darkest abbey has room for a dumb joke.

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