Existential dread gets dragged uphill and humiliated in the “Sisyphus Is My Bitch” Tee — a statement piece for anyone who’s stared meaninglessness in the face and decided to bully it back.

This shirt takes one of philosophy’s bleakest metaphors and flips it with zero reverence. Endless struggle? Absurd repetition? The eternal grind? Fine. But you’re not the one suffering quietly at the bottom of the hill — you’re the one in charge now.

It’s Camus with a black eye. Greek tragedy filtered through gallows humour and modern defiance. Not a denial of futility, but a refusal to be owned by it.

Perfect for people who keep going out of spite, laugh during burnout, or understand that sometimes the only sane response to the absurd is arrogance.

• Soft, premium cotton for hauling rocks, carrying grudges, and surviving Mondays

• Unisex fit for nihilists, optimists, and highly motivated pessimists

• Bold typographic or graphic design that makes ancient philosophy extremely uncomfortable

• Machine washable, because the rock always rolls back down

Wear it to the gym, the office, therapy, or the void itself.

Sisyphus Is My Bitch — imagine him happy… now imagine him unionised under you.

Wear your weird.