Existential confusion reaches its purest form in the “Pig. Dog. Loaf of Bread.” Tee — a loving nod to The Mitchells vs the Machines and the greatest unsolved dilemma of our time.

Is it a pig? Is it a dog? Is it, inexplicably, a loaf of bread? This shirt celebrates the split-second gag that somehow manages to sum up the entire film: humanity panicking, logic collapsing, and everyone agreeing that this deeply important question can absolutely wait until later.

It’s comedy born from overload — too much information, too many feelings, and one perfect creature that refuses categorisation. A mascot for modern life if there ever was one.

Perfect for animation obsessives, chaos appreciators, and anyone who’s ever looked at the world and thought, I don’t have the bandwidth for this right now.

• Soft, premium cotton for emotional support during philosophical crises

• Unisex fit for pig people, dog people, bread people, and the undecided

• Playful graphic design capturing the glorious ambiguity in all its glory

• Machine washable, because labels are overrated

Wear it as a badge of joyful confusion, a quiet flex for those who know the reference, or a reminder that not everything needs to make sense to be perfect.

Pig. Dog. Loaf of Bread.
Some questions aren’t meant to be answered. But weird your weird and search for answers!