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Mortuus or vivus Unisex Tee
Sale price  £20.00 GBP Regular price  £22.00 GBP

Steel meets parchment in the “RoboCop (Medieval Style)” Tee — where the future is redrawn by candlelight and justice arrives clad in chainmail.

This shirt drags a cold, corporate cyborg back through the Dark Ages and renders him as legend: part knight, part automaton, all unyielding law. It’s RoboCop as he might’ve appeared in an illuminated manuscript — sworn to serve the crown, protect the realm, and uphold statutes etched in stone rather than code.

The clash is the point. High-tech authoritarianism mashed into feudal superstition. A modern icon reframed as folklore, saint, or executioner, depending on who’s telling the story. It’s satire disguised as heraldry.

Perfect for sci-fi obsessives, history nerds, and anyone who appreciates a good aesthetic heresy.

  • Premium soft cotton fit for crusades, courtrooms, and cybernetic oaths

  • Unisex cut for knights, clerks, and future lawmen out of time

  • Detailed medieval-style illustration complete with armour, iconography, and grim resolve

  • Machine washable, because even legendary enforcers must submit to the wash

Wear it like a coat of arms for a world that never existed but absolutely should have.

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