Set sail for trouble with the “Local Seamen’s Union” Tee — the shirt that proudly waves its flag for hard-working deckhands, midnight marauders, and anyone who appreciates a filthy double-entendre delivered with a straight face.

This isn’t just a T-shirt. It’s a badge of honour for those who know the grind, embrace the graft, and don’t mind letting the world enjoy a sly smirk at their expense. Equal parts nautical pride and wicked humour, it lands somewhere between a union meeting and a pub joke whispered just loud enough for the bartender to hear.

Whether you’ve ever hoisted a sail, hoisted a pint, or just enjoy a well-crafted innuendo, this tee’s got your back — literally.

• Premium soft cotton for long nights, rough seas, and even rougher punchlines

• Unisex fit for captains, crew, and landlocked troublemakers alike

• Bold vintage-union design that looks official enough to fool HR

• Machine washable, because no one wants to hand-wash a sense of humour

Perfect as a gift for the cheeky bastard in your life — or wear it yourself and let the world know you stand proudly with the Local Seamen’s Union… where morale is high and spirits are often low.

Raise the flag. Wear the joke. Stay unsinkable.

Wear your weird.