Science fiction, British eccentricity, and a dash of subterranean mystery — welcome to the Knightsbridge Apemen Finders Club. Inspired by Quatermass and the Pit, this tee celebrates that glorious intersection where archaeology meets alien conspiracy and stiff-upper-lip horror. Membership: open to all who dig deeper.

Whether you’re unearthing ancient secrets, theorising about Martians, or just enjoying a pint while muttering “it’s older than it looks,” this shirt marks you as a true believer in the weird and wonderful.

• Soft, vintage-weight cotton for timeless comfort during strange excavations
• Unisex fit — ideal for sci-fi buffs, cult TV fans, and amateur xeno-anthropologists
• Retro-style print with just the right amount of eerie charm
• Machine washable — because the pit gets messy

Gift it to your fellow conspiracist, cryptozoologist, or lover of classic British sci-fi — or wear it yourself as proof that some mysteries never stay buried.

Not sure what size you need? Check out our handy fit guide.