History gets its crown knocked sideways in the Irreverent Cnut Tee — a knowing nod to power, ego, and the timeless art of taking the piss out of authority.

Inspired by the legend of King Cnut and his lesson in humility, this shirt flips reverence on its head. It’s not about bowing to thrones or tides — it’s about recognising the absurdity of self-importance and celebrating the noble tradition of calling nonsense exactly what it is.

Smart, subversive, and quietly savage, this tee is for those who like their satire dry, their references sharp, and their disrespect historically informed. Wear it as a wink to fellow cynics or a subtle jab at anyone who mistakes status for substance.

• Soft, premium cotton fit for peasants, scholars, and reluctant rulers alike

• Unisex cut for republicans, monarchists with a sense of humour, and professional eye-rollers

• Bold graphic design steeped in medieval mischief and modern contempt

• Machine washable, because even kings can’t stop the spin cycle

Perfect for history nerds, pub philosophers, and anyone who understands that true power knows when to laugh at itself.

Irreverent Cnut — because the tide always comes in, and no one’s that important.

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