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£22.87 GBP
This tee is for the he/she/they who’s never had a normal thought—and isn’t about to start now. Featuring gothic lettering and a chaotic little medieval frog, it’s the perfect shirt for unleashing unsolicited trivia, strange noises, or cursed hypotheticals at any given moment.
- Soft, comfortable, and built for maximum weird-out potential
- Pairs well with unprompted monologues and frog memes
- Looks like ancient wisdom. Feels like internet brain rot.
Wear it to band practice, game night, or your next dramatic entrance. Because if you’re not saying weird stuff... who even are you?