This tee is for the he/she/they who’s never had a normal thought—and isn’t about to start now. Featuring gothic lettering and a chaotic little medieval frog, it’s the perfect shirt for unleashing unsolicited trivia, strange noises, or cursed hypotheticals at any given moment.

• Soft, comfortable, and built for maximum weird-out potential
• Pairs well with unprompted monologues and frog memes
• Looks like ancient wisdom. Feels like internet brain rot.
• Wear it to band practice, game night, or your next dramatic entrance.

Because if you’re not saying weird stuff... who even are you?