Weird. Loud. Slightly unhinged. “Feel Like a Piano Dentist” isn’t just a t-shirt — it’s a mood. Channelling that wild Ed Roth energy, this design explodes with hot-rod absurdity: bug-eyed chaos, greasy grins, and a dentist who definitely shouldn’t be working on pianos.

Whether you’re revving engines, hammering keys, or just living on the edge of logic, this tee is your license to look gloriously deranged while doing it.

• Soft, high-octane cotton for all-day comfort (even during manic creative episodes)
• Unisex fit — perfect for gearheads, artists, and beautiful weirdos everywhere
• Bold, monster-cartoon graphic straight out of a fever dream
• Machine washable — because flying grease and ink splatters are part of the aesthetic

Gift it to the chaos enthusiast in your life — or wear it yourself to prove that sanity is overrated, but style? Always tuned up and ready to roar.

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