For those who know loyalty to the flock comes before everything else. This “Crows Before Bros” mug is perfect for sipping your morning brew while plotting mischief, reciting poetry, or communing with your local murder of crows. Featuring detailed medieval-inspired artwork, it’s equal parts dark humour and elegant design.

• High-quality ceramic mug with a bold, vintage-style crow print
• Dishwasher and microwave safe for daily use
• Perfect balance of spooky, scholarly, and slightly sassy

Whether you’re a bird nerd, a dark academia devotee, or just tired of bros, this mug is a daily reminder to stay loyal to your murder. Great as a gift for friends, coven members, or anyone with a wicked sense of humour.

Drink coffee. Praise crows. Ignore unworthy men.