Straight from the golden age of British weirdness comes a subtle reference to  that glorious fever dream from Grange Hill no one’s ever truly recovered from. This tee celebrates the moment when school dinners took flight, common sense left the building, and children’s television reached its surreal peak.

Equal parts nostalgia trip and cult classic tribute, it’s perfect for anyone who grew up on wobbly sets, public service chaos, and the faint smell of instant mash.

• Soft, retro-weight cotton that feels like a school jumper (minus the itch)
• Unisex fit — ideal for TV nostalgics, surrealists, and sausage enthusiasts alike
• Bold, cartoon-style print that soars higher than 1980s BBC budgets
• Machine washable — because gravy happens

Gift it to the mate who still hums the Grange Hill theme tune — or wear it yourself to prove that British kids’ TV really did go there.

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