Faster than a midlife crisis, stronger than your dad’s disapproval — “The Bastard Son of Jor-El” is the ultimate tribute to the black-sheep hero of the comic multiverse. Somewhere between Krypton and chaos, this tee celebrates the misfit offspring of destiny: super-powered, bad-tempered, and definitely not on the family Christmas card list.

Whether you’re leaping deadlines in a single bound or just brooding with intergalactic style, this shirt lets everyone know you’re not the golden boy — you’re the plot twist.

• Soft, super-cotton blend forged in the fires of a dying planet
• Unisex fit — perfect for anti-heroes, rebels, and reluctant legends
• Bold comic-book graphic that punches harder than a speeding train
• Machine washable — because even outcasts get coffee stains

Gift it to the friend who always breaks the rules — or wear it yourself and embrace your origin story: misunderstood, overpowered, and gloriously illegitimate.

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