Not all heroes wear red caps. Some wear budget overalls and run at 12 frames per second. “Mum Said We Had Mario at Home” is the ultimate tribute to a very special character that made us who we are today.

Whether you’re player one, player two, or just player “please don’t crash this time,” this shirt lets you laugh at Eugenes Lair — and wear with pride.

• Soft, gamer-grade cotton for comfort during marathon nostalgia sessions
• Unisex fit — perfect for retro gamers, bargain hunters, and pixel purists
• Bold, vintage-inspired print that pops harder than a mystery block
• Machine washable — even after too many rage-quits

Gift it to your favourite gamer, meme lord, or sibling who still swears their console “was basically the same thing.” Because deep down, we all had Mario at home.

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