Eyes twitching, brain melting, and a bag full of pure chaos — “Quadraspazed on a Life Glug” is a full-throttle trip through the weird lanes of your imagination. This tee oozes classic Ed Roth energy: bug-eyed monster, melting desires, and manic grins that know no sleep. It’s not just fashion — it’s a lifestyle lived at 10,000 RPM.

Whether you’re revving hot rods, slurping motor oil milkshakes, or just vibing in cosmic overdrive, this shirt lets you wear your madness proudly — loud, greasy, and gloriously overcaffeinated.

• Heavyweight, burnout-ready cotton for comfort during your next brain detonation
• Unisex fit — built for grease monkeys, garage freaks, and dream-fueled daredevils
• Wild, eye-melting print that feels ripped from a 1960s car mag fever dream
• Machine washable — because sludge happens

Gift it to the throttle junkie or art mutant in your life — or wear it yourself and prove that sanity is optional when you’re quadraspazed on a life glug.

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