Brains melting, ducks screaming, candles burning at both ends — “My Brain Feels Like a Quack Candle” is pure chaotic brilliance. This tee channels that warped Ed Roth energy with a monster-mad mashup of cartoon fever, garage fumes, and existential nonsense. It’s loud, it’s weird, and somehow… it just makes sense.

Whether you’re wrenching on a hot rod, doodling in a manic burst of genius, or just vibing in glorious confusion, this shirt says what your neurons can’t.

• Soft, burnout-ready cotton built for comfort and chaos
• Unisex fit — ideal for artists, weirdos, and sleep-deprived philosophers
• Explosive cartoon print that looks straight out of a 1960s fever dream
• Machine washable — because brain wax is hard to scrub out

Gift it to the gloriously unhinged thinker in your life — or wear it yourself to show that creativity burns brightest when the candle’s about to explode.

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