Let’s get one thing straight — you’re trying to be nice. The “I Could Be Meaner” Festival Crop Tee just makes sure everyone knows it’s a conscious effort. With bold bubble-gum pink lettering on classic black or grey, this soft, scoop-neck crop is equal parts cute and chaotic — a power move in t-shirt form.
It’s made for days when the sun’s out, the patience is thin, and the vibes are immaculate.

Perfect for:

• Hot she/theys with short fuses and great hair
• Festival brats running on iced coffee and spite
• Sweethearts who know they’re 10 seconds from villain era
• Anyone who’s ever said “no worries!” while absolutely worrying

Soft. Flirty. Slightly threatening. Add to cart — because mercy looks really good on you.