For those mornings when you’re choosing violence, but only in spirit. This glossy black mug with bold pink lettering is your daily reminder that you’re showing remarkable restraint — and everyone should be grateful for it.

• 15 oz of pure, caffeinated attitude
• Durable ceramic with a glossy finish that pops
• Microwave & dishwasher safe (because you don’t have time for hand-washing nonsense)
• Perfect for home, office, or wherever you need to assert dominance politely

Whether you’re sipping coffee, tea, or something stronger, this mug says what you’re thinking — so you don’t have to.
Cute, cruel, and caffeinated — just like you, babe.