Start your day the only way you know how: saying unhinged things before the coffee even hits. This mug features a delightfully chaotic frog and medieval manuscript vibes, perfect for those whose thoughts are just vibes and verbal goblin energy.

• Holds your coffee, tea, or whatever potion fuels the weird
• Gothic lettering for dramatic morning declarations
• For feral minds, cryptic souls, and the dangerously over-caffeinated
• Dishwasher and microwave safe