Is this a tee I see before me?

This tribute to the Scottish Play will astound your learned friends, attract the trees to Dunsinain and mitigate the threat from men of no woman born.

• No newts, frogs or dogs were harmed in the making of this design
• No regal authority conveyed by the wearing of this
• Best worn when the hurly-burlys done, when the battles lost and won or ere the set of the sun.