Ghosts, glitches, and gamer glory — this tee brings them all together. All Your Haunts Are Belong to Us is a spectral spin on retro arcade chaos, celebrating those who rule both the pixel world and the paranormal.

Whether you’re chasing power pellets, haunting high scores, or just vibing in 8-bit limbo, this shirt is your perfect player skin for life’s spookier levels.

• Soft, breathable cotton for maximum comfort during late-night gaming marathons (or ghost hunts)
• Unisex fit — ideal for retro gamers, meme historians, and the spiritually “undead”
• Bright arcade-style print that pops harder than a pixel ghost on turbo mode
• Machine washable — because ectoplasm happens to the best of us

Gift it to the gamer who eats nostalgia for breakfast, or wear it yourself to prove: in this haunted game, you’re the final boss.

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